~Pendara

Yarr...Cap'n Jack

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Satyr SatireSatyr Satire
They laugh, they scoff, they point out society’s wrongs, destroy hypocrisy, crush the higher powers, but never forget that, at his core, every satirist is just a man with a fetish for goat-people Satyr Satire
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At One-oh-ThreeAt One-oh-Three
At one-oh-three I’m all alone and dying. At one-oh-three I’m sick of it all don’t know whowhatwhy I am. Read a little Ginsberg Never get to sleep &nbs At One-oh-Three
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Bright as the SunBright as the Sun
the brighter a light burns, the less time it has before it fizzles and dies. Baby, i wanna be bright as the sun… (and brief as a man wearing Tinfoil (on his roof in a lightning storm) Bright as the Sun
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SyntitheSyntithe
i’ll not bow before this cult called Proper English. Syntax? nay, a syntithe is demanded

i‘ll not pay Syntithe
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Corel Dragon
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AcesSolid lines & broken traces Make the corners Of the world.
Faked smiles and sorrow'd faces Trick the (politics) Make the guns.
Come now child, tie your laces Rudimentary knowledge Facets the diamond.
Remember when we fought with maces? Fair fights fought On Goliath's chest.
Adolescent wearing braces Smiles (hiding longlostlust) Holding a generation in hand.
Why is all just made of races? Earth to grave Pull the noose.
Life encompasses middling graces Birth, d e a t h Cra---crud Aces
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Attack
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Tidal Wave
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I miss my Mudkip!!!!!!!!

Sat Apr 5, 2008, 1:38 PM

Mood: Joy
Listening to: Sean (no, not John) Lennon
Reading: Keroac/Ginsberg
Watching: Lots o' live comedy
Playing: N64
Eating: ?
Drinking: ?

I want my April Fool's avatar back! I'll always remember you, little buddy!

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Current Residence: the place with the thing that I do
Interests: comedy, poetry, prose
Favourite movie: Holy Grail
Favourite band or musician: The Fab Four
Favourite genre of music: psychadelic
Favourite artist: Hedberg
Favourite poet or writer: Ginsberg
Favourite photographer: Brassai
MP3 player of choice: CDs!!!
Shell of choice: Slowbro's Tail
Skin of choice: the flayed one of Francis de Asicci
Favourite game: spelling "favorite" the European way
Favourite gaming platform: PS2
Favourite cartoon character: Mitch Hedberg (see Dr. Katz)
Personal Quote: La!
Tools of the Trade: insanity

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~kirby90210

Nov 6, 2008, 12:58:07 PM

Hi, Jack!

~Jackie-of-Spades

Jun 7, 2008, 9:00:15 AM

HEY LOOK.
NEW USERNAME.
WUT WUT.
...
Hi. :3

--
"I'm severely disappointed in the lack of lesbians here."

~MartinTheNinja

Feb 29, 2008, 5:36:57 AM

Umm... somebody get a defibrulator?

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The one hope of the doomed is not to hope for safety. -Virgil, The Aenid

~Pendara

Feb 29, 2008, 1:32:37 PM

are you friggin' kidding?

~MartinTheNinja

Feb 29, 2008, 2:48:31 PM

Do I seem like one to kid?

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The one hope of the doomed is not to hope for safety. -Virgil, The Aenid

~Pendara

Feb 29, 2008, 6:50:02 PM

Well...just be careful...I hear she has a very sensitive gag reflex.

~MartinTheNinja

Feb 29, 2008, 8:39:45 PM

I know. And acid reflux. She threw up at lunch once.

And I REALLY hope you wern't reffering to a certain activity when you pointed out the gag. Because that'd mean you were a pervert.

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The one hope of the doomed is not to hope for safety. -Virgil, The Aenid

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